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Our Merch

Welcome to the only store on the internet run entirely by two dogs with zero business experience and a serious tennis ball addiction.

Why did we launch a merch line? The math is simple. More Shirts Sold = More Treats Purchased.

The humans told us we couldn't start a business because we "don't have thumbs" and "don't understand taxes." But we crunched the numbers, and the kibble-to-inflation ratio is unacceptable. We need to take matters into our own paws.

This gear isn't just clothing; it's a uniform. When you wear this, you are signaling that you know the truth: The Mailman is a spy, the "Fake Throw" is a crime, and the Squirrels are plotting something big.

Every dollar spent here goes directly into the Emergency Cheese Fund.

Join the pack. Wear the colors. Support the cause.

— Dip & Albert 🐾